By Bob Barney
Trolling Facebook, I often laugh at the NEVER TRUMPERS who love to poke fun of the stupidity of Donald Trump. Yet the stupid guy, turned the smartest guy in the world Obama's economy around in 1 week! But just to keep things even who said the following dumb things. All were either presidents, or would be pretenders to the throne…
1). I am a Jelly Donut (when speaking German to a Berlin Crowd)
2.) She announced that her secretary of education would have to be approved first by a child “trans person.”
3.) "Who is that?" Looking at a bust of George Washington… He was Veep at the time.
4.) "I've now been in 57 states? I think one left to go." Running 4 Prez
5.). "A man I'm proud to call my friend. A man who will be the next President of the United States—Barack America!"
6.) “Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.”
7.) Since we know only Trump talked dirty in the WH, who said this? "I want loyalty! I want him to kiss my ass in Macy’s window at high noon and tell me it smells like roses. I want his pecker in my pocket.”
8.) What Prez “took a crap, then shaved and showered, all the while continuing his conversation as though what he was doing was the most normal thing in the world.”
9. "I did not have sexual relations with that woman." and "That depends on what the meaning of 'is' is."
10.) "I've looked on a lot of women with lust. I've committed adultery in my heart many times."
11.) “I don’t know what the fuck to do about Vietnam.”
12.) "You know, I always wondered about that taping equipment but I'm damn glad we have it, aren't you?"
13.) "Who is going to find out? These women are trash. Nobody's going to believe them."
14.) "I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president."
15.) "At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you c*nt."
16.) "R-S-P-E-C-T." –flubbing the spelling of Aretha Franklin's famous song "Respect"
17.) "But she is a typical white person, who, if she sees somebody on the street that she doesn't know, you know, there's a reaction that's been bred in our experiences that don't go away and that sometimes come out in the wrong way, and that's just the nature of race in our society."
18.) "There's just no such thing as truth when it comes to him. He just says whatever sounds good and worries about it after the election."
Presidential candidate Bill Clinton describing his opponent, George Bush (Quoted in the American Spectator, 10/28/92)
19.) "the purpose of government is to rein in the rights of the people"
20.) “I am not, nor ever have been, in favor of bringing about in any way the social and political equality of the white and black races … I am not nor ever have been in favor of making voters or jurors of Negroes, nor of qualifying them to hold office, nor to intermarry with white people; and I will say in addition to this that there is a physical difference between the white and black races which I believe will forever forbid the two races from living together on terms of social and political equality. And inasmuch as they cannot so live, while they do remain together there must be a position of superior and inferior, and I as much as any other man am in favor of having the superior position assigned to the white race.”
ANSWERS!
1. JFK: when Kennedy stood in front of the Rathaus Schöneberg on June 26, 1963, to express his solidarity with the people of West Berlin, he should have said "Ich bin Berliner," not "Ich bin ein Berliner." By including the indefinite article "ein," he likened himself to a Berliner Pfannkuchen, a type of jam-filled pastry.
2. Elizabeth Warren, off the reservation again.
3. Dumb as a rock Al Gore: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvcvyJ-1y2A
4. Yes, the smartest man in the world, ex drug dealer Barack Obama.
5 —Joe Biden, at his first campaign rally with Barack Obama after being announced as his running mate, Springfield, Illinois, Aug. 23, 2008
6. The man even dumber than a rock King George Bush the II
7,8, 11- LBJ the nastiest, most foul mouthed president in recent memory (although Obama had a potty mouth as well.). As the world awaits the next nasty utterance from Donald Trump, one can only marvel at how history itself has ended up in (language alert!) — a “shithole.” Amid the chronic shock and horrified reactions, people have become blind to the fact that he is not (yet) the most disgusting U.S. president in living memory. That title actually belongs to a Texan Democrat, Lyndon B. Johnson, a howling, flatulent tormentor of women whose cussing and racism remain breathtaking today. And if you’re offended by Trump’s level of vulgarity, you really — really — don’t want to read any further.
How Johnson got away with his behaviour for so long was complicated, but distraction helped. The very way he attained power — by succeeding the slain John F. Kennedy — caused some critics (notably writer Robert Sherrill and activist Barbara Garson) to focus scornfully on that. The agony of the Vietnam War likewise diverted attention.
But Johnson was also an intense networker, and he succeeded in cultivating or otherwise entangling several prominent journalists, including Walter Lippman and Drew Pearson, as well as Washington Post owner Katherine Graham. According to biographers Ronald Steel and Oliver Pilat, plus Graham’s own 1997 memoir, these personal ties undermined a lot of objectivity in the press.
9. Bill Clinton, who else….. The man didn't even know the difference between a battleship and an aircraft carrier. ABOARD USS THEODORE ROOSEVELT
10. Jimmy Carter. Not only did he lust after women, he was attacked by a killer rabbit and Jimmy Carter = A complete phony who would portray one picture of himself to the public and a very different one in private; i.e., he would be shown carrying his own luggage, suit cases were always empty, he kept empty one just for photo ops. Wanted the people to see him as pious and a non drinker, he and family drank alcohol a lot. Had disdain for the Secret Service, and was very irresponsible with the "football" nuclear codes. Didn't think it was a big deal and would keep military aides at a great distance. Would never acknowledge military or Secret service they were there to serve him.
12. Nixon
13,14- Hillary Clinton on Bill Clinton's bimbo eruptions…Her personality would change the instant cameras were near. She hated with open disdain the military and Secret
Service. Again another one who felt people are there to serve her. She was always trying to keep tabs on Bill Clinton.
15. John McCain—to his wife, Cindy, after she playfully twirled his hair and said "You're getting a little thin up there," as reported in the book The Real McCain by Cliff Schecter
16. Obama, while paying tribute to the iconic singer, New York, NY (March 6, 2014)… Another president that his own Secret Service agents hated! "Barack Obama – Clintons all over again – hates the military and looks down on the Secret Service."
17. Racist, anti white Obama….. who liked to call people stupid or stupidly if they were white.
18. Presidential candidate Bill Clinton describing his opponent, George Bush (Quoted in the American Spectator, 10/28/92)
19. Clinton-during an interview on MTV in 1993
20. None other than honest "Abe," who also: stood for the suspension of habeas corpus, violations of the First Amendment, war crimes committed by generals in the American Civil War, and the expansion of government power. He argues that Lincoln's views on race exhibited forms of bigotry that are commonly overlooked today, such as belief in white racial superiority, against miscegenation, and even against black men being jurors. He says that Lincoln instigated the American Civil War not over slavery but rather to centralize power and to enforce the strongly protectionist Morrill Tariff; similarly, he criticizes Lincoln for his strong support of Henry Clay's American System economic plan. DiLorenzo regards Lincoln as the political and ideological heir of Alexander Hamilton, and contends that Lincoln achieved by the use of armed force the centralized state which Hamilton failed to create in the early years of the United States. Lincoln's protectionist policies such as he strongly advocated and implemented "are not true Capitalism". In the Foreword to a book on Lincoln's crimes, Walter E. Williams, a professor of economics at George Mason University, says that "Abraham Lincoln's direct statements indicated his support for slavery," and adds that he "defended slave owners' right to own their property" by supporting the Fugitive Slave Act of 1850.