Trump: ‘I am in the driver’s seat. OK? Do you understand that expression?’ Zelensky: ‘No, but we are not in car’
By Joe Kovacs
“I have been stealing the money.”
That purported comment from Volodymr Zelensky begins a hilarious parody video of the infamous meeting between the Ukrainian president and U.S. President Donald Trump.
“I’m sorry, what’s that now?” responds Trump in the spoof.
“I must to speak honestly,” says Zelensky. “I steal many of USAID dollars to Ukraine. Millions. Some dollars for some oligarchs, also some for American bureaucrats also.”
Trump replies, “Well, we know that, but, why are you telling me this?”
“Because, Mr. Trump, if you end war, we cannot steal any more money. We must continue war,” says Zelensky.