Jennifer Rae Vliet: Sick. And not in the good way. Bluck. Might as well know what is out there so you can avoid it.
Yes, really.
Football season is in full swing, and for some fans, it’s been a great year so far. For others (sorry, Carolina Panthers fans), it’s been a season of misery. In fact, for certain fans, it’s been such a lousy season all they can do is cry about it. And now, Fireball Whisky wants to turn those tears into something that at least tastes good with its new Crierball.
Yes, that’s right — Fireball Whisky is looking to make a first-of-its-kind whisky crafted with real human tears.
“This is not a joke; this revolutionary limited edition salty liquid whisky is blending emotion with flavor for an unforgettable drinking experience and fans can contribute their tears to this special batch,” the brand shared in a statement provided to Food & Wine.
According to the company, the product is “inspired by both football’s biggest fans and crybabies.” to make Crierball real, the brand says it’s going to be on-site at games across the nation to honor the biggest sports rivalries and to collect the real tears of football fans if their team loses (or hey, they could be happy tears too).