‘Maybe Twilight is real and there are a lot of vampires’
By Bob Unruh
Maybe there are vampires after all.
And they’re collecting Social Security.
That stunning conclusion comes from Elon Musk, chief of President Donald Trump’s Department of Government Efficiency, and is a result of DOGE’s initial review of the nation’s Social Security, its payouts, and more specifically, those getting the benefits.
Musk posted on social media the comment, “According to the Social Security database, these are the numbers of people in each age bucket with the death field set to FALSE!”
He continued, “Maybe Twilight is real and there are a lot of vampires collecting Social Security.”
The chart, for example, lists one person each in the age range 360-369 and 240-249.
That would make those beneficiaries older than the Civil War, older than the Revolutionary War, older than the Constitution, older than … the United States, which is coming up on its 250th next year.
Musk noted that, “This might be the biggest fraud in history.”